THE INCREDIBLE COMMA - USE IT TO SEPARATE ITEMS IN A SERIES. USE IT BEFORE AND, BUT, FOR, OR, NOR, SO WHEN THEY JOIN INDEPENDENT CLAUSES. USE IT FOR INTERRUPTERS, INTRODUCTORY ELEMENTS, AND IN DATES AND ADDRESSES.

I'M SORRY; I JUST FELL ASLEEP. TELL YOU WHAT. USE PAGES 700-763 IN ELEMENTS OF WRITING AS A HANDBOOK. THAT WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW. PLUS WE'LL TAKE A LONG LOOK AT THIS IN JANUARY. BET YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR...
 

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